如果我可以制定政府的所有的政策规则,all I want to do is 禁止任何public sectors再说神马'happy holiday'这种病态的nonsense. I mean 三月17日这一天,你不必做爱尔兰人,you don't have to wear green, 你甚至都不必一定要喝爱尔兰啤酒,但如果别人笑脸相迎的对你说Happy St Patrick's day and you feel offended, there is something wrong with you, seriously, there is something wrong with you. 只因为这世界有那么几个病人,大家都被连累的不能说'Merry Christmas', are you fuuccking kidding me? 'happy holiday', happy你mother个头。俺就是要说'Merry Christmas', 侬咬哦?
如果我可以制定政府的所有的政策规则,all I want to do is 禁止任何public sectors再说神马'happy holiday'这种病态的nonsense. I mean 三月17日这一天,你不必做爱尔兰人,you don't have to wear green, 你甚至都不必一定要喝爱尔兰啤酒,但如果别人笑脸相迎的对你说Happy St Patrick's day and you feel offended, there is something wrong with you, seriously, there is something wrong with you. 只因为这世界有那么几个病人,大家都被连累的不能说'Merry Christmas', are you fuuccking kidding me? 'happy holiday', happy你mother个头。俺就是要说'Merry Christmas', 侬咬哦?
如果二十世纪最后十年九零年代是人类社会黄金时代(有人还记得那共产主义终于随柏林墙一起倒塌人类充满新千年的新希望的喜大乐奔普世同乐的开心日子吗?),新世纪的第二三四个十年就是一个已complete从量变到质变的垃圾时代。garbage, pure garbage, whichever direction you look, wherever you go, all you see is pure garbage. 无知的梦游的虚假的浮燥的在legalized大麻的high中自我陶醉自我欺骗的人们,就在这垃圾场里繁花怒放。iPhone Apps, Google Apples, Windows 10, 每隔十天半月就甩给你一个几十MB几百MB的updates, but when was the last time you find an update actually solves a teeny tiny problem? garbage, update means garbage。
如果所有的护肤品眼霜面霜都如facetune一般神效,今天的我可以混际young adults中而looks like the youngest millennial,照片之外的我,依旧还是那上世纪的前朝余孽,那深深深深刻在骨子里的是仁义礼智信,忠孝廉耻勇。I gave you my word, gentlemen's handshake就是可以性命相托生死以许的不变的承诺。laugh me old-fashion call me dinosaur, thanks for the compliment, 恐龙们在地球上笑傲江湖一亿五千万年,而人类从地球上出现到今天也只有二十万年,what kind of idiotic 手指弯一弯智人类们手指弯一弯 会真心笑话恐龙们僵化保守只等着灭绝? God, I miss那stupid依旧is not something to be proud of的年代。
如果外星人登陆地球而又和平友好可亲,我愿他们tell us what we got wrong about subatomic particles and quantum physics? 怎么可能根据Standard Model宇宙的存在竟然需要有23 fine-tuned parameters?怎么可能整个地球的存在都只是一种巧的不能再巧的巧合?我们究竟错在哪里?