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2014-07-23 16:52:05
Excuses, excuses: Husband charts wife’s reasons for refusing sex, sends it to her
A woman posted a spreadsheet to Reddit that was sent by her husband, documenting the reasons she gave for not having sex with him.
“My husband [M26] sent me [F26] an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip,” she posted on the site. “Now he has cut contact.”
The excuses listed included, “You’re too drunk,” I”m watching the show (Friends re-run),” and “I’m sweaty and gross..”
After receiving the email, his wife tried contacting him but couldn’t, so she wrote on Reddit: “Husband sends a message to my work email … he’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text.
“I open it up and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.
“Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex, with a column for my ‘excuses,’ using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.”
After more than 500 comments were made, the post was locked.
According to the spreadsheet, the man tried to initiate sex every day from June 3 to July 16 — and succeeded three times.
The spreadsheet has since been deleted, but it has been saved thanks to the magical world of the Internet.
Those who commented on the Reddit post seemed to be evenly divided on whose side they were on.
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凌儿。 说道: Re: Husband charts wife’s reasons for refusing sex
2014-07-23 16:56:57
方。妻子收到后大感震惊，尝试联络丈夫但遭挂线。她于是把试算表上载至社交网站Reddit与网友分享，随即惹来热议，不少网民都批评男方的做法不成熟。
试算表列出男方提出做爱的日期、是否成功，以及妻子婉拒的借口。当中的原因包括女方觉得自己极胖且难看、疲惫不堪、要洗澡、正观看节目及身体不适等，有时则没说明因由。男子其后趁妻子出外公干前，把试算表电邮给她以示抗议。
表格内容全文：
6/3 求欢被拒绝，原因：我要看电视（重播了无数次的《六人行》）
6/4求欢被拒绝，原因：我觉得自己流汗很臭，需要洗个澡（结果拖到隔天早上才洗）
6/6求欢被拒绝，原因：没有任何原因
6/9求欢被拒绝，原因：我好累
6/10求欢成功
6/11求欢被拒绝，原因：昨天做完之后，今天觉得有点痛
6/12求欢被拒绝，原因：没有任何原因 6/13求欢被拒绝，原因：我想看影集（结果15分钟后就睡死了）
6/16求欢被拒绝，原因：我好醉又吃了太多东西
6/18求欢被拒绝，原因：我没有时间洗澡和做晚餐（实际上我们有20分钟的时间可以性爱）
6/19求欢被拒绝，原因：我刚从健身房回来，又累又满身大汗（可是你都等到隔天早上才洗澡）
6/20求欢被拒绝，原因：没有任何原因
6/21求欢被拒绝，原因：我明天要早起
6/27求欢终于又成功了
6/29求欢被拒绝，原因：你喝太醉了
6/30求欢被拒绝，原因：我很累
7/1 求欢被拒绝，原因：我感觉不太舒服，可能是晚上吃太多了
7/12求欢终于又成功了
7/16 求欢被拒绝，原因：我要看电视，我不想错过任何精彩的桥段
妻子看完电邮后，感到莫名其妙，想要打给老公，却发现对方关机了。让网友也搞不清楚，这位丈夫到底是「假生气真傲娇」，还是已经怨念到了极点，只能默默祝福这对夫妻，还是赶快和好吧。
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olim 说道: Untitled
2014-07-23 17:10:46
平均两周一次。。。。
snailiving 说道: Untitled
2014-07-23 17:22:25
平均两周一次。。。。
26岁，
惨了点
olim 说道: 回复帖子
2014-07-23 17:44:43
惨了点
所以嘛，看把他都憋疯了的。。。
火星 说道: Untitled
2014-07-23 17:54:41
平均两周一次。。。。
还好吧，鬼子也是一月1-2次
神采飞扬 说道: Untitled
2014-07-23 17:56:41
When a woman asks a man to do housework or wash dishes, or sth else, I believe he gives more reasons to refuse or shirk.
We women don't get angry why do men get mad with us?!
itxgd 说道: Untitled
2014-07-23 18:23:12
凌儿。 说道: Re: 夫Excel记录妻不做爱理由 妻放上网
2014-07-23 18:39:51
Did she cross the finish line during sex?
fsep 说道: Untitled
2014-07-23 18:42:18
金色Ｘ5 说道: Untitled
2014-07-23 18:54:41